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recently learned that my grandmother subscribes to exactly one streaming service a month and rotates which service it is every month. I’ll ask if she’s seen whatever movie and she’ll be like “no it’s on Netflix and it’s a Hulu month”

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recommending a movie to someone like oh my god they're gonna hate it and i will be brought to the town square and stoned

Wow!!!

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

This is like the time I saw a guy on a plane using discord in light mode to talk about golf. I was staring at this man’s phone for far too long to confirm what I was witnessing.

you get it.