I;m thinking about thos Beans

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

I'm gonna. Tell everyone in the world how good and sweet and beautiful my haircut will look and then freak my whole head up badly. To test if I am loved for real

man why is any other cola in the world fine but it feels like pepsi goes directly to your colon and starts digging

straight up they carbonate pepsi with the souls of car crash victims

legitimately so fucking funny that you get to the final battle after hearing alexander's voice in your head for most of the game and hearing/reading anecdote after anecdote about how much of a monster he is and it's this huge tense buildup and then you get in there and he's floating around with his dick out. like c'mon man you had time to put pants on.