Yeety Biscuits

terrible years really make you understand the point of a new year. i know nothing much will have changed between dec 31 and jan 1, but we need to be able to partition off everything that’s happened to us, we need a moment to say, ‘that’s done, we’re done with it, it’s over’ and have a little hope that the future will be different. we need to be able to stop and take a breath and sing, in the middle of winter, and prepare ourselves for spring.

#humans live life as a story#it doesn’t have real endings and beginnings so we make them ourselves#we need them to make sense of things

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

I’m screaming

SDHSKSJHSJS I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

I wish I had the ability

to do what?

Yeah

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

YOU BETTER STOP

everyone in 2016

Everyone in 2020

hey yall I didn’t want to have to do work for my online classes so i made a uquiz instead. answer some questions and i’ll tell u what aspect of your personality annoys me the most

So far, people who get the same answer rb and tag this in VERY SIMILAR WAYS. Which is so cool!!! You know what really kills me though? People who get “you don’t like being held accountable” NEVER reblog it. BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST POPULAR RESULT. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE. which tells me that you don’t like being held accountable SO MUCH that you will boycott a whole ass uquiz bc of it. And that, my friends, that is beautiful.

THIS IS SO WORTH YOUR TIME!!!