my entry for @brideanthology: a short comic about two elderly brides 💛

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my entry for @brideanthology: a short comic about two elderly brides 💛

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MCU + CHAOTIC MOMENTS
Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?
Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu
Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it
King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:
Unstoppable object meets immovable force
Fuck it,,, are you the Mai or the Ty Lee in a relationship?
motorcycle progress is gone, but here is dilf hakoda

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Putting it altogether in one place ✨ (1/5)
Okay. Look. Loki has turned cars into ice cream. Peter Parker’s sperm can cause cancer. There’s a universe where Steve is a leather-wearing horse-riding rascal-wrangling honest-to-God sheriff. To the best of my knowledge, Marvel has never once said “that’s too silly”.
So really, there is no reason that Captain America and Hawkeye can’t one day casually go out for hot dogs and end up fighting a literal army of carnival food. Steve slumps back to the tower reeking of processed meat product and sugar, followed by more dogs and cats and raccoons than he can shake a shield at. They manage to turn back the horde at the doors to the Tower, but Clint lets a persistent yellow Labrador in while Steve’s arranging with the guards for any unclaimed strays to be taken to a no-kill shelter.
Because how can you say no to this good good fur boy?
Clint sneaks off to update his Instagram account. Steve is too done to deal with anything anymore and so he just lets the pupper follow him to his suite. He drops the shield, strips off, and walks off to shower.
Meanwhile Tony is alerted that the pair have returned, a little bit worse for wear, and he asks whose gear is the most banged up. It’s Steve, of course, since he’s a close-range fighter. Steve’s location is announced as his suite, so up Tony goes.
Tony is a genius and he’s also seen some shit so of course his first thought is…
He is a scientist as well, so he confirms his hypothesis. He grabs the fuzz-face and says, “Cap?! Is that you? One bark for yes, two for no!”
Woof!
Incontrovertible proof. Steve Rogers has been turned into a dog.
This is going to take a lot of research, so Tony takes the lab down to the lab. He is also worried that Steve will starve to death now that he doesn’t have opposable thumbs, and orders in a ton of pizzas.
The dog is in love.
Jarvis stays quiet throughout this, because some puppy play time will be good for Tony’s serotonin levels.
@lady-phoenix-of-tardis & @lykanyouko XD
Look. This dog has a really sweet, open, trustworthy face, okay? So not only is is not a surprise that Tony believes that the dog is Cap, but it also makes complete sense that Tony would - when faced with a Steven G. Rogers that gives him tons of kisses and wiggles his butt all over the place whenever Tony pays him any attention - start pouring his heart out to the canine captain.
Jarvis slows down the debug processes and simulation builds here and there so that Tony has more time to spend on the floor with his new therapist.
Jarvis also sends Steve some video feed, because he’s a little shit who has enough autonomy to override certain privacy protocols when he deems it in Sir’s best interests.
And Steve’s all
because oh my God Tony.
Steve: We need to do something. This situation’s not sustainable.
Clint: Yeah, knowing Tony he’ll succeed and then we’ll have no dog and two Caps. Lose-lose.
Steve: HEY.
Natasha: We’ll swap Steve and the dog the next time Tony passes out at his workbench. Just let him believe he succeeded.
Clint: Aw, doggie, no.
Steve: Well, Tony seems to really like having a dog around, and it seems to be helping with his overworking. Maybe we can pretend it’s a different dog, and adopt him as the tower mascot?
Natasha: That works. Jarvis, let us know the next time Tony crashes.
Jarvis: Sir is passed out on the couch at this very moment, Agent Romanoff.
*ridiculously long musical montage in which Steve and Nat idly chit chat in the elevator while Clint shimmies through various air ducts*
Steve: Okay, Clint, Nat, grab the dog. I’ll just…lay on the floor and pretend I was napping too, I guess, when Tony wakes up.
Natasha: You’re overlooking one detail.
Steve: What?
…and then Tony wakes up just as Natasha slides back into the elevator with an armful of clothing shreds.
remember the original skyrim memes
We all making jokes about Zuko working at the tea shop as firelord, and how humble he is towards his servants. But what if a diplomat from the earth kingdom shows up one day and catches Zuko in a more casual outfit while being ushered through the palace. The diplomat mentions something about how Lee must be very good at making tea if he was sent all the way to the fire nation and asks to be served during the meeting. Not one to turn down an offer Zuko obliges and disappears off into the kitchen. The diplomat sits down at the meeting table, awaiting the arrival of the firelord when his tea arrives. He pours a cup for everyone sat around the table including the firelord. The diplomat inquiries when the firelord will be joining, to which Zuko responds by sitting in the throne at the head of the table.
YOU CAN'T HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS
@ori-and-the-deaf-forest
𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻

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Fawkes the Phoenix was based on a harpy eagle, howmcute would a kestrel phoenix be with a peacock tail and train?
this is a Good Opportunity considering i was never a big fan of fawkes’ movie design how about
ok but what about
@triruntu
@elodieunderglass uhhhhhh… Birb?
I Suggest we Consider:
AQUATIC (penguin)
No wait
this is terrible
put it back
the poor thing
why would anyone do this
I dunno, I kinda love it… :D
It’s a fine line to tread when you’re breeding your phoenix. A swan is good:
Elegant
Classic
Like Cleopatra, he burns upon the water
Equal parts beauty and danger
Full of Secrets
But take it a few genes to the left and you’ve got a GOOSE
A raptor if raptors were total idiots
Neither beauty nor grace
Full of Hate
Has so much poop for you
(Make no mistake, a swan will mess you up just as hard as a goose. But it is the difference between being slain with a katana and getting whacked with a bag of old potatoes.)
It got better
@elodieunderglass
Oh my God someone actually drew a Good Version of my Dubious Penguin????? And THEN someone added a sweonix (swan phoenix)? Oh man, this is the stuff you miss when you’re in the middle of a reblog chain.
@english-history-trip that is some powerful art, and I respect the trip that it represents from the sublime to the absurd, for in this journey we find enlightenment.
@keire-ke your magnificent penguin art represents the other side of the journey, which takes us from the absurd to the powerful. In this journey we find truth.
According to some sources, the legend of the phoenix might be derived from another bird noted for it’s striking appearance and who, indeed, are of the order Phoenicopterus
You know what birds those are?
FLAMINGOS!
Just saying…. if someone wanted to try ANOTHER take on Fawkes….
This is terrible and I feel like I should apologise, but really, it’s @iconuk01‘s fault.
Also I am not a certified Birb artist.
Never
Apologize
For
Shaming
Herodotus
so I’m speaking hypothetically here but is there any reason we can’t move the whole Phoenix thing backwards up the dinosaur family tree a little bit?
T-Rex Phoenix. that’s where I’m going with this.
Bunjy I think that’s a Dragon.
I know but please let me cross the streams just this once
HEY BUNJY.
CONSIDER YOUR STREAMS CROSSED.
THE AD IS GONE
So basically
Seriously make it stop
this video is basically just a summary of nbc’s hannibal

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god, I love the dynamics between Merlin and all the other characters because he does such WEIRD shit and they all just DEAL WITH IT
it’s like. imagine you’re a prince and you’re used to getting everything you want and then suddenly your servant is this teen that regularly gets into fights with raccoons. this supposed alcoholic is just following you around and trying to fight everyone every second. every day you wake up to this kid like. attempting to put out a fire in your room and you just?? accept it??
or imagine you’re a knight and your one job is to protect the prince and this punk ass kid is just. throwing stuff at him. and the prince keeps threatening to stop him but he hasn’t?? and like this kid is scrawny but he’s about to throw a full table at your boss and instead of being responsible your knight friend Leon is just completely losing it. he’s not even breathing he’s in hysterics watching someone threaten the future king. he’s been laughing for a solid minute and you can’t even tell if he’s breathing. like??
Gwen probably went home every day and just immediately passed out because her bestie is some freak that drinks goblets of poison and refuses to explain himself. how do you even emotionally deal with that? with this weirdo placing himself into your life and like. stealing the princess’ clothes? absolute legends, all of them
Merlin is Camelot’s cryptid
#also that scene in 1x02 where merlin’s just sitting on the steps with gwen #and out of the blue is like ‘help me steal this dog statue’ #and she just does?? #no questions asked? #it’s hilarious
Merlin three seconds after meeting Lancelot: You seem nice, let’s commit identity fraud
THE OLD GUARD (2020) dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood
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