you can hear it in the silence

a wizard and her terrible familiar

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about

capitalism

if you're thinking of "Aint No Rest for the Wicked" that's not about capitalism, it's about video game franchise Borderlands by Gearbox for 2K games

It was also about Capitalism

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

you know that boy is lying about the nine inches and so does shane but he likes a man with a big egooooo 👅 ilya on the centaurs makes so many hung like a horse jokes about himself and shane thinks that’s so hot every time he’s like idk baby will it fit 🫦 and ilya loses his mind. every time