you can hear it in the silence

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

you know that boy is lying about the nine inches and so does shane but he likes a man with a big egooooo 👅 ilya on the centaurs makes so many hung like a horse jokes about himself and shane thinks that’s so hot every time he’s like idk baby will it fit 🫦 and ilya loses his mind. every time

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.

blocking op for a post i let my mutual get away with reblogging ❤️ nepotism