Ramblings

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

*grabs disney* *slaps it across the face* YOU ALREADY HAVE A WHOLE PIRATES UNIVERSE. YOU COULD MAKE MOVIES ABOUT YOUNG HECTOR. OR NORRINGTON IN HIS EARLY NAVY DAYS. ANY ONE OF THE PIRATE LORDS FROM THE BRETHREN COURT -*picks up a chair and throws it across the room* MISTRISS CHING!! GENTLEMAN JOcard! AMMAND THE CORSAIR. (jack could have small roles or cameos!) *scratches nails across a chalkboard* you could make a movie about young Teague and his wife (pre headshrink) and still have Jack in it!!! *shakes disney's shoulders violently* WHAT ABOUT ALL young!JACK's OTHER ADVENTURES WHAT ABOUT HIS ASSOCIATION WITH TIA DALMA and "spitting image of will" young!BOOTSTRAP. Tia and Davy Jones FALLING IN LOVE TOXIC LOVE STORY. The "mark" Sparrow left on Cutler-Beckett!??! WHAT ABOUT- all Jack's other "relatives" his Uncle Jack when he was young!!! did Uncle Jack have 3 other annoying crewman and did they have a boat called the Boatles!?!?????????

Potc is crazy because it spends 90% of its time with wacky pirate shenanigans and then every so often it stops and stares you dead in the eyes and asks what it would take for you to abandon your moral philosophy and at what point the greater good outweighs the individual good and then it goes right back to wacky pirate shenanigans .5 seconds later

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?