WAIT WE NEVER SAW TABITHA

tom to mattson like yeah i squeeze the rag dry, sharpen knives, and cut corners. By the way my inept assistant makes $200k

a second tom wambsgans has hit the roy siblings.

i’d like to give a shoutout to the other succession characters, who will now and forever be remembered as the guys that lost to fucking tom wambsgans

the funniest thing about tom wambsgans winning succession is that he literally can't hack it. he's going to die of a heart attack in the next five years, like his body and mind literally cannot take the stress. he's gonna be on his deathbed wishing he had just gone back to fucking minnesota.

“im a grinder. i grind cause i worry. i worry all night about everything. all the threats to… to me and to my… to my division and my physical body” he would die to death, on the spot, if someone threw a piss balloon at him

also i gasped so loud when greg slapped tom in the face. that was a girlfight for real

how did neither of them throw a punch. we used to have men in this country

staggering out of a succession episode covered in blood

At the end of the day, they're still just little kids making noise outside his office.