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I was shitting at work as I usually do because it kills some time and someone came and knocked on the bathroom door what the fuck is wrong with you person who did that. I waited in there even longer to make sure they had left because I didn't want to cross paths with anyone weird enough to knock the door to an engaged bathroom stall

I told my mom that they were making a poirot prequel series and we were talking about whether it was going to be a young sexy poirot where he's chasing down criminals and fighting them and the tone will be really off. And then she was like "I always thought he could be a homosexual. He seems to like the ladies but realistically spends all his time with captain hastings" WELL YES

Who is making all these fruit cuckold ai videos

I've actually been thinking for a while at what point I'll switch to using ms. as my title I kind of thought I'd be dr. by now which would have done away with any confusion but that hasn't happened so idk maybe when I'm 30

Sometimes I feel myself missing the qte in social settings and botching the whole day. Like someone asks me how I am and I say good thanks but forget to ask "how about you" and then it's too late to ask and I feel embarrassed talking to them again because that's like the most basic thing you're supposed to say to someone to express interest and I couldn't even achieve that