wow, genetic.

One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers

black classic tabby with low white spotting

i see how it is

I'm behind on every assignment in the entire world

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

my super sustainable bmw

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible