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trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. Iโm not saying they canโt be but how would they communicate that.
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this is so fucking funny
update:
we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor
In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the โteddy bears picnicโ happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time
โfeeling like a person againโ collection
horror movie showing a childโs drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons theyโre like a preteen and itโs manga style
"What's that sweety?"
"It's the girl who I hear crying in the walls..."
"oh... Uh...hmm"
"While those working at private companies can at least earn a little money, they face possible punishment if they refuse, from being denied family visits to being sent to higher-security prisons, which are so dangerous that the federal government filed a lawsuit four years ago that remains pending [note: article is from 2024], calling the treatment of prisoners unconstitutional.
Though they make at least $7.25 an hour, the state siphons 40% off the top of all wages and also levies fees, including $5 a day for rides to their jobs and $15 a month for laundry.
Turning down work can jeopardize chances of early release in a state that last year granted parole to only 8% of eligible prisoners โ an all-time low, and among the worst rates nationwide โ though that number more than doubled this year after public outcry."
No state has a longer, more profit-driven history of contracting prisoners out to private companies than Alabama.

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Because I woke up at 4am to watch before I have work at 6am, here is my โGood Omensโ reflections.
I am kind of caught in the middle. Maybe itโs that Iโm too old and seen too much fandom bullshit over the years and know that it is apparently too much to ask for people to write well when it comes to shows and conclusive ends. But I didnโt hate the ending, if only because it didnโt feel like the actual end. It instead felt like its own AU pocket, something tender to present and show as a โthey find one another in every universeโ thing.
Because as for the show, I personally felt it ended with season 1, with season 2 and this finale feeling like almost โfanfic on screenโ. Itโs fun and itโs enjoyable, but it canโt be a true representation of this story because half the writing pair isnโt involved (and the other half is ๐คฎ). Does it have the ending it should have had, with the two of them in South Downs as an angel and demon, existing on their own side, or still in London doing their thing? Personally, I think so. But this ending reflects the tenderness of the story, especially with Adam and Jesus in the bar, and shows how ultimately, humanity is community and love and seeking connection with one another.
Though I will say, the actual plot beyond their love story? Dogshit mess. Jesus, I will fight for you and lose my shit to ensure you get a better narrative.
Edit: Iโm also sad that Iโll probably need to stay offline for a bit following this, if only because of the negative vibes. I donโt fault anyone for their feelings on the ending! After so many changes to the story, what they ended up with is certainly not as satisfying as it should be. But I think so often people are inclined to hard leanings of โthis is dogshit bad with no redeeming qualitiesโ or โthis is perfect poetic art and youโre wrong if you dislike itโ, without middling reflection, and it ends up just bumming me out. After the likes of all my main fandoms going the way they have, I just donโt have it in me to see constant, unending negativity (especially when I already get paid to by working in education lol). Feel as you do about the ending, but Iโve said my nonsense piece.
the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you
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Submit a complaint, like we did with the reblogs update. probably wonโt be as effective since theyโre trying to comply in advance with legal bullshit that they take more seriously than the privacy of their users, but still.
Scroll the reblogs on the announcement for good points to raise. If nothing else, according to Tumblrโs own policy you have to be 13 years old to make an account, so any account that was made more than 5 years ago must be at least 18 years of age or is already breaking policy, thereby making it not Tumblrโs problem.
and please for the love of fuck donโt give them your ID.
For now, it looks like if you donโt hand over your identity, youโll just be locked out of โmatureโ posts (which include paintings of fruit, but not sexually explicit ads, even though actual human-made porn isnโt allowed at all regardless of content tag). Worst case, you will be okay without tumblr. Believe me, I donโt want to leave either, but I will if the alternative requires me to doxx myself
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TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Israel 'Izzy' Hands (Our Flag Means Death)
Ned the Pie Maker (Pushing Daisies)
PROPAGANDA:
[Izzy]
"Heโs just very breedable."
"His tits are too magnificent to not be feeding kids with. And I know he's in his mid-fifties, but I think Izzy could get pregnant with an honest effort."
[Ned]
"1. submissive and breedable 2. severe daddy issues, would overcompensate and be the most present caring father to ever exist 3. his special skill is being neurotic but learning to consider others' perspectives and be less rigid about his own rules by the end of each episode which is also father of the year material 4. submissive 5. breedable."
A study in bombs:
BOMB season 6
& dismantled by choice
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BOMB season 11
& dismantled by God
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BOMB season 15
point and lit (?)
(help me)
&
went off
The Empty is "not as strong," and yet apparently harder to kill than Chuck and Amara combined.
I cannot resist
I got hit by the Ellen n Jo feels and I'm HURTING
BOMB season 5
5x10
@jasmineintheforest - You made me think about Ellen and Jo today, and I was also thinking about how Ellen's staying with Jo here isn't fetishized by the villains.
#prev via @angelsdean
Sometimes I thinkโฆ even when heโs willing, Sam canโt be a proper narrative bomb, or join in on a proper bomb, till heโs had or adopted a kid with True Parenting on Hard Mode.
In the series finale, we get the terrified Sam-coded kid hiding under the bed with the Jack-coded kid, almost hinting that, despite being his named parent, Sam actually relates to Jack in a little brotherly/mentorly fashion. (It makes senseโฆ Dean was his model for that!)
But I suppose in season 16, we could finally see that come to fruition for Sam and his new kid, his true neurotic reckoning of safety and autonomy coming full circleโฆ
I think the closest Sam comes to โparent-and-kid-bombโ feeling territory in OG SPN might be with Claire thoughโฆ probably because she has the veneer of a Dean but the internal core of a โbad hero,โ a Jimmy / John / Cas, which Sam both relates to and chafes with more. Claireโs revenge instinct is said to be in obsessive overdrive, after all, after the death of Kaia.
Woke up this morning and my first thought was of this post and another bomb-adjacent parallel: Rowena in 15x03!
She is a sort of mirror-but-reversal of Cas swallowing the purgatory souls which eventually leads to purgatory being open. She absorbs the escaped souls from Hell to close the Hell-rift.
She's also Dean-and-Jack coded in that hers is a self-sacrificing move to save the world.
While she isn't quite a bomb the imagery of her falling into the rift feels very much like what would happen if you threw a bomb into an enclosed space.
She detonates and the blast caves in the rift like booby-trap going off, trapping the souls of Hell back on the other side.
Oh this is wonderful! I completely forgot about Rowenaโs bomb as, well, a bomb!
Now youโve got me thinking, while heโs not part of the bomb club, the Hell trials do FEEL like a bomb, so perhaps heโs an honorary member. Sam certainly gets the Self-sacrifice Scout Badge.
Funny how his bomb moments are SO connected to the Crowley-Rowena-Sam triad, at that!
SAM: "What's goin' on? Where's Cas? [...] Look how close we are! Other people will die if I don't finish this!"
"kill them with kindness" WRONG! the thing. โ๏ธ๐จ๏ธ๐ป๐ป๐๐๐ซ๐๐พ๐พ๐๏ธ๐ง๐ง๐โ๐ฆบ๐ถ๐ง๐ง๐๏ธ๐๐ค ๐ณ๐ด๐๐ฅ๐ง๐ง๐๐ช๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ง ๐ซ๐ซ๐๏ธ๐ฆด๐ฆท๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ง๐ง๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐จ๏ธโ๏ธโ๐งโ๐ฅ๐ง๐ง๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ง๐๐ช๐๐ช๐ป๐ป๐ช๐ฉธ๐ ฐ๏ธ๐ พ๏ธ๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐๏ธ ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ถ๏ธ๐ซ๐งโ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐งจ๐งจ๐ซโ ๏ธ๐ช๐ช๐๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ค๐ท๏ธ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ชข๐ฉธ๐งต๐ชก๐๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐๏ธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ถ๏ธโฐ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐ฅ๐งโ๏ธ๐จ๏ธ๐ธ๐งจ๐งจ๐งจ๐๐ง๐พ๐ง

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Slightly updated old work from around 2023
from a thread about cheese
getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

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Took a few-something month Cas detox and decided to draw him to cure my seasonal depression. Iโm healed
๐โWant a little taste?โ ๐โMy โlittleโ is pretty big, you know.โ