last night was an anthony bourdain gif

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Staring for two hours at a painting doesn't make you deep.

i can stare for up to 7 hours actually

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

the world is my cuck chair

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.

u dont care?

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam