sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

spike! regouge!

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business