has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

Only hurt people, hurt people

More of my woke soul on @sixpenceeeblog

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

When that first sip of Thai tea hits and you start to feel funny down there