Maybe i’m just meant to be a good friend to others but have no good friends myself.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
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shark vs the universe

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Maybe i’m just meant to be a good friend to others but have no good friends myself.

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I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
So from what I heard, Wade wanted a family with Vanessa right? A baby?? A family of his own??
He would definitely treat Mary Puppins as his own actual biological daughter even though she's a deadpool, but she's the closest thing he has to an actual baby
And and Wade was no doubt happy for Laura that she has a Logan, not hers, but a Logan that she'll love and cherish all the same as her father
And Logan slowly opening himself to her and taking the parental role and treating her like she was always his own daughter
But oh my God IMAGINE PLEASE IMAGINE how HAPPY he would be when Laura refers to him as papa one day
Wade would always hang out and treat Laura like the questionable Uncle, and leaving the "father-bonding-and-other-fatherly-things" to Logan
But then one night, after she comes over for dinner and hangs out with them and now she has to return back to the X-Mansion she goes:
"Thanks for letting me come over agajn guys. Goodnight, love you Dad, love you Papi." And shuts the door and Wade almost trips over Mary Puppins.
"That's a little odd, baby peanut mentioned you twice. Must be really tired after tonight."
"Papi is you, bub."
He slowly turns to Logan, refusing to believe it
Before quietly and brokenly asking with so much joy
"I'm a dad?"
And if he cried that night, then that'll just be between him, Logan and Mary Puppins until Wade starts telling anyone and everyone that he's a step father and proceeds to prove how much of a great step father he can be
It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

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Dragonriders
“I hope you find this prize a good omen”
They’re well worn now 😂
"Stuns in a Sultry Snake Dress" is the best headline I've read for her
rhaenyra to laenor at their wedding:
Bilbo: You love me, right, Thorin ?
Thorin : Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it

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Thorin: *aggressively pushes Bilbo against the wall* WHERE'S THE ARKENSTONE?
Bilbo:
Bilbo: Are we about to kiss-
this feels appropriate in the current circumstances
not my meme!!!
Gandalf: If we’re in trouble, just throw a hobbit at the problem and hope for the best
Legolas: Maybe Aragorn doesn’t like you! Did you think about that? Gimli: Yes… that actually did cross my mind… Gimli: But then I thought “oh, no, he hangs around with Legolas. His standards must be pretty low.”
What most elves thinks it’s like talking to the trees:
Silvan: mighty oak tree, is there some trouble of which you would like to warn us?
Tree: no, my kind silvan. There is no darkness of which that can cause you harm.
What a silvan talking to a tree is actually like:
Legolas, cackling, landing on a tree branch: babe, you’ll never believe what happened!
Tree, lighting up and shaking their leaves: Legolas, my good bitch! I got news!

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elrond: i can't help aragorn be king because then i have officially run out of excuses for why he can't marry my daughter
gandalf: my god elrond people are dying
Dearest Tumblr, from my exhausted brain, The Dumbest Comic: