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Guess they had good chemistry
Clearly they formed a bond while working on the book.

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Hi everybody!
Welcome to the nook of all my creative endeavors and dreams.
Thought this might be a good time for showing some pics of the making of my largest wizards hat :)
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Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?
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THEY DO!!! I’VE SEEN IT!!! Those motherfuckers run across those trees head down with no spacial awareness and get so startled and bewildered when they bump into eachother. It’s hilarious
(copied from @dxckiii on Twitter) this could literally change everything.
They have begun a recount process. WAKE UP YOUR NEVADA FRIENDS AND MAKE SURE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM CHECK iwillvote.com to make sure their ballot was counted. if it says it was denied, they need to call immediately.
Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state's next election.
Don't scroll past this. If there's any chance someone from Nevada is following you, they need to see it. Get this as far as possible. Be loud. I know it's easy to feel hopeless right now; god knows I was crying my eyes out for a good chunk of last night, but if there's even a shred of action we can take, we can't let it slip by.
If you know anyone in Nevada, please share this with them. Reblog it. Spread it far and wide, ASAP.
so we don't have AC at work, just these huge ceiling fans all over the place. and i remember the first few weeks i was there i'd look up at them and be like. damn, those are some big ass fans. and then one day i looked up at one that wasn't moving and. you'll never guess what they're called

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As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.
It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.
Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.
I'm also gonna stop listing the reasons why I recognize something is a scam. It's becoming more and more clear there is 1 person behind this STRING of scams and they're leaving less trails behind but it still reeks of them and their MO.
DO NOT TRUST ANY GOFUNDME OR REQUEST FOR CROWDFUNDING THAT PALESTINIAN BLOGGERS HAVEN'T VERIFIED.
At this point I'm fine receiving a bunch of inbox messages asking me to vet x y z so y'all can avoid this shit. But please have some critical thinking!
People are exploiting our situation.
Reblog this post.
Whether you wanna read the whole thing or not idc.
REBLOG IT.
The person this was about deleted the 4th or 5th scam account they made and are definitely gonna make a new one soon. I don't want anybody falling for this anymore.
OP's masterlist of vetted requests
every little bit helps.
Additional vetted fundraisers
Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon
I should probably cook more salmon
Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.
Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls
commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,
Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.
No this is accurate
imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg
"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"
Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)
Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)
Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)
i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes
Chekov's Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.
Schrodinger's Gun: Treat every gun as if it's loaded unless you've checked it yourself.
Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.

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supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.
warrior's dilemma
100% TRUE
Pro tip: If you copy and paste a link that said “no free articles” into a private/incognito browser, it will let you read the whole thing.
also if u press the “esc” (escape) key on ur laptop before the page fully loads, it won’t load any pop-ups blocking u from reading. if the article has images, then this method sometimes does not u see them. but! the words will be fine :)
If the site is particularly badly designed, you might just be able to delete the overlay itself. Right click > Inspect element and delete the line of HTML (it’ll be highlighted automatically)
hey kids there is a website called outline.com that will let you read from pretty much any news site with a paywall for free
outline.com is amazing - it hasn’t failed yet on any site that I’ve tried it on.
There’s a chrome extension and firefox extension.
The point isnt that there are workarounds for non-free news sites, the point being that if you have to jump through hoops to get the news, people are going to where they dont have to jump through hoops.
Repeating this because it’s ridiculously important:
The point isnt that there are workarounds for non-free news sites, the point being that if you have to jump through hoops to get the news, people are going to where they dont have to jump through hoops.
*gets top surgery* i'm in my slut era

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Tyre Nichol’s mother has set up a memorial fund to help pay for mental health services for his family and a memorial skate park in his name. If you cannot donate, please share.
okay it might very possibly because i’m so tired but this article in the toronto star about a newly discovered microbial predator has me in stitches. i keep reading quotes out to harry and then laughing so hard i start crying. please read along with me.
it starts with this headline:
UBC scientists discover entirely new branch on the tree of life — and they are likely to ‘nibble’
great start. going in really strong here. it’s a new branch on the tree of life and they are likely to, quote, Nibble. questions for the toronto star: who is they? is it the scientists? why are they nibbling on a branch of the tree of life? because you have implied, grammatically, that it is the scientists who will be doing the, quote, Nibbling, here.
ok. ok ok. we’ve clicked. we’re finding out who is Nibbling. here is the lede:
Scientists recently discovered a new “supergroup” of rare, microbial predators called Provora that are genetically distinct from any other living being on earth.
now we’re talking! that is actually pretty cool. still not sure who is likely to ‘nibble’ or why we are talking about that in the headline and not the fact that they were genetically distinct from every other living being on earth which is objectively both much cooler and much less confusing.
Their findings, published Wednesday in the journal Nature, placed the microbes in a new supergroup of organisms they named “Provora.” You can think of them as the “lions of the microbial world,” said Patrick Keeling, a senior author of the study and a professor researching evolutionary microbiology at UBC.
ok fun comparison! evocative, though i’m not sure of what. how are they like lions?
“They’re numerically very rare. For every lion, there’s thousands of animals that aren’t lions,” Keeling told the Star. This was why we never detected them until now, despite their presence everywhere, he said — there were too few of them to stand out.*
oh they’re like lions because…they’re rare? ? ? for every lion… there’s thousands of animals… that Aren’t Lions. ok so true patrick keeling, i’m with you. for every lion there’s thousands of animals that aren’t lions, so, like lions, scientists didn’t discover these new guys until just now. because they’re rare like lions!
Despite their scarcity, Provora, like lions, could play a vital role in the food chain, Keeling said: “If you disappeared all the lions, not only would we all be very sad, but the whole ecosystem would change.”
IF YOU DISAPPEARED ALL THE LIONS
NOT ONLY WOULD WE ALL BE VERY SAD
BUT THE WHOLE ECOSYSTEM WOULD CHANGE
you know what? guys? this is so true. my man patrick has made a point here. if you disappeared all the lions we WOULD all be very sad, and the food chain would undoubtedly take a hit! just like these new guys, which are just like lions.
Each organism falls under two categories, the paper reads: there are the “nibblerids,” which like to “nibble” their prey to death with special tooth-like appendages;
ohhhhh nibblerids! seven paragraphs in and now i understand, they like to ‘nibble’! this still doesn’t explain why the scientists are quote Nibbling on these new guys who are just like lions but microbial though.
and there are the “nebulids,” which prefer to swallow their prey whole.
me: harry? do lions swallow their prey whole?
harry: no!
me: ok. i am still failing to understand how these guys are like lions.
Related creatures on the tree of life have similar genetics — for example, the human “18S rRNA” gene is only six nucleotides away from its guinea pig equivalent, Keeling said. When he tested the same gene in the microbes, however, he found a staggering difference of up to 180 nucleotides.
“You look at their DNA sequence and you go like, holy crap. These things are not closely related to anything we’ve ever seen before,” Keeling said.
ok this is neat! this is the cool shit. Cool New DNA. just like how lions are also radically different from other felines, a bit like aliens if they were cats. (sorry. sorry for beating this dead horse. or nibbling it as the case may be.)
“The foundations of our entire system is microbial,” Keeling said. “If the microbial world were to change catastrophically in its biodiversity? Well, we would all die, and so would everything else we’re familiar with.”*
patrick! so true my man. once again it would be really bad if we changed the entire ecosystem, even if it didnt end up in all of us being sad because the lions died.
“The biodiversity of microbes and the ecology of microbial ecosystems is something that we should care about a lot more,” Keeling said. “If humans are going to screw up and go extinct, it’s probably going to be because of (them).”*
LAST PARAGRAPH. PREDICTIONS FOR THE APOCALYPSE. GOING OUT WITH A BANG, JUST LIKE HUMANS WHEN WE FUCK UP MICROBES AND GO EXTINCT, AND WITHOUT EVEN ONCE ELUCIDATING HOW THESE GUYS ARE LIKE LIONS. there is some knowledge humans just weren’t meant to have i guess.
Courtesy of @thecountessofcats:
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