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The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

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Madison Square Garden filed a defamation lawsuit against Wired Magazine over story claiming the arena tracked and assigned risk scores to ce

An MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels

Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly

The venue’s database also assigned a “high risk” label to Freddie Gibbs, Lil Jon, and other rappers

New reports from 404 Media and Wired reveal a database that allegedly categorized 93 celebrity guests as “LGBTQIA.”

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wizardshark

The number 1 defense against defamation is the truth.

femmchantress

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

afloweroutofstone

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

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sister-hawk

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

second-time-around

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

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afloweroutofstone

This radio ad for a local club’s annual Pole-A-Thon is geniunely the funniest thing I’ve heard in memory

phoenixdnasty

we got a girl that can climb with her teeth

Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah right up that pole

galaxyfaerie

SHE CAN LITERALLY

FLY

spaceskam

160 Location Prompts

I spent a lot of hours compiling a list of prompts for your characters to argue, pine, or make out in. Or other things. Whatever floats your objects. Hopefully it can give you some ideas. I think I pretty much thought of every possible location, but if I missed one, I can always add to it.

1. Kitchen 2. Closet 3. Stairway 4. Foyer 5. Art gallery 6. Museum (history, wax, science, etc) 7. Library 8. Bathroom 9. Hospital 10. Church 11. Funeral home 12. Wedding venue 13. Parking lot 14. Book store 15. Flower shop

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#reference #prompts

shocotate

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

wickedwonderlandd

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

wizard-council-bureaucrat

The orb delights him

blue-dress-and-ready-to-impress

@5nakebait you with your little red orb from the lamp

5nakeb4it

The orb delights me

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you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

angrychicagoan24

NO. THIS CANT HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME NO

#dove petal #I have no idea if that's good or not I only read the first book

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goldensunset

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

#buffy the vampire slayer #was my first thought #Star Trek

coffeedragonart

On Wednesdays, the library closes to the public a little early. Tea is set out and the lights are dimmed to make it more comfortable.

Nobody minds the more exotic patrons, as long as the books are re-shelved correctly 📚

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Came a long way from the initial idea. I like where it landed. Trying to catch that storybook vibe again.

userfpurteen

one of my tiktok followers pfp looked like a picture of zoro and garfield! it wasn't but the idea took over my mind and body like a dang virus

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@5nakeb4it

5nakeb4it

Hehe cat nap

weevil-mastermind

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

vintar

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desmolbean404

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Voting ended onJul 24

#I was going purely off the design of most of them #pokemon has a very recognizable art style #fat fingered a few of them still

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Hate when people recommend books and shows and writers solely on how intricate or thought provoking their stories are and don't bother to mention them being fucking hilarious

I'm listening to tress of the emerald sea and granted it is the first Brandon Sanderson book I've read outside of spirit animals when I was in Middle School but this shit's fucken hilarious.

"A jaw so straight it made other men questioning if they were"

"I thought they had him at the fifth kingdom, as that princess was deaf. But the young master went and threw up on her at dinner."

I'm only listening to this audio book cuz I don't like the music in the gym why did no one tell me it was gonna be funny?

cimminspronuncedcircle

that sounds awesome. I'll give it a read

#A frugal wizards guide to medieval England #←prev #I read the first bit of this one actually #it was fun but I'm not much for the trope of #character gets dropped into a world naked with no memory and has to figure things out while monologuing

what-even-is-thiss

There’s a lot wrong with the US but watching the big evil terf lady weaponize UK libel laws so much makes me glad that it’s nearly impossible to sue someone for libel here

what-even-is-thiss

Watching UK people being legally forced to walk back tweets makes me glad I can say with no ambiguity that JK Rowling is an evil transphobic invader from Mars intent upon poisoning the minds of the youth with her evil brain mold laser

what-even-is-thiss

She’s also a muppet movie villain

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