Happy birthday to my girl Aru! And also her first kiss anniversary-

Third

fifth!

i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself

btw by cooler i don’t mean like. trendier or more conventionally attractive but a version of myself that feels more like an honest representation of myself and all the layers of myself that are shifting as i grow and learn more about myself and the world …. (which makes me hotter.)

they call me the cello the way they're all spreading their legs for me

It would be more accurate to say "they call me the cello the way a select few weirdos are spreading their legs for me," as the cello is not a widely played instrument, nor am I a widely liked person.

they call me the cello the way I go SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

IF GARFIELD WERE A CATGIRL SHE'D BE FAT!!!!!! SHE'D BE FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T FUCKING MAKE GARFIELD SKINNY!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARFIELD IS THE ANTITHESIS OF SKINNINESS!!!!!!!! GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HURT YOU REALLY REALLY BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM BEING 100% SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE YOUR DESIGNS BE FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAW A FUCKING FAT PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUF UCK YOU FUDCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKJ YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUF UCK YOU DRAW A FAT PERSON NOW

I mean, Op isn’t wrong. Like being fat is like, one of the main things Garfield is known for.

Why is everybody starting their replies to this post with "I mean" today

WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY MAKING A DISS TRACK AGAINST ME?

They got no rhymes they go no limes what a weak time Mystery Slime

... Papa Goodnight?

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

imagine living in ponyville and it's nice and quiet and then some purple cunt moves in and shit starts happening every week and raising ur property value

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

no i didnt get that from a video essay im a little more well read than that thanks. i got it from the abstract for a study i didnt read the rest of

I’ve never wanted to eat rocks so badly in my life

#I can hear this gif