GOT BANNED FROM APPLEBEES

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you