Guts & Glory

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

I'd check out spicerack.maket, some of my favorite etsy shops moved there after the ban. Also check to see if the folks you bought from on etsy has their own website. My 100% favorite dildo shop - fantasticocks - have their own site that I buy from now.

i havent had anybody bounce and moan on it since.... (a haunted look flashes across my face) the incident.

rubbing my penis

big if true

not really, it's slightly below average

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ok but how do we know everyone isnt hard currently? your argument is built off of an assumption that we cannot verify and therefore your argument is unsound.

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both hard and soft until it is observed

i think schrodingers penis has actually decomposed by now he's been dead like 60 years

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both decomposed and fresh and juicy until it is observed

hey im no longer rubbing my penis btw

Neither is schrodinger

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

Multitasking

men should grunt and moan more

fish what is this

it's called manifesting

happy trail leading down to guystrap. you agree

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

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