Kangaroo King

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

the thing is as much as i wanna complain about kids these days rping with chatbots instead of rping with their friends i do have to acknowledge that like. i don't even know where teenagers are supposed to make rp friends on the internet anymore? the places i grew up rping have shut down or been enshittificated so hard they're unusable. i only rp with people ive been rping with for years and very rarely does that group get new members who aren't also ancient deviantart kids. not saying i think ch.ai is a good solution to this but if i was 14 and lonely. well id understand the appeal yknow.

Shocking turn of events Eli doesn't wanna go to work wooooow who saw that coming

Tight schedule and I'm stuck at the register for half my shift YIPPEEE

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[ID: manga panel of Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi yelling “We’ve been eating three square meals a day and getting plenty of sleep…” “And that makes us more serious about this than you are!!” /End ID]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking