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it’s so obvious, i’m your number one.

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pinccpeach

Casual rubbing and caressing while cuddling/napping is so good. Like yes I know I’m about to pass out while laying on your chest but feel free to grab my butt.

heavensenthousepet

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

melonisopod

xanaxfarts

Vivienne Westwood: Heart Leather Gloves (2008)

missmichaelastirling

a guy with killatrav as his instagram handle just married the biggest popstar on the planet. never let anyone bully you into having a more professional email address

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metamorphicmongrel

let’s commit medical malpractice with mama

yugsly

15 minutes in photoshop. I felt compelled

charmps-you-grickly

elierlick

You shouldn’t have to be trans to get any sex characteristic-related surgery. It’s not a limited resource. Plenty of cis men get implants and cis women get breast reductions. From Colby Gordon today and Leslie Feinberg in Transgender Warriors (1996).

thememedaddy

idratherhavefreedom

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theartofmadeline

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

inbabylontheywept

there is a stripper pole in my attic. i saw it in a dumpster one day, and i went, shit, this is exactly the kind of thing my wife would want. and i didnt really want it in the house, what with it being a used stripper pole lightly seasoned with dumpster juice, but i mentally decided that if she were to see it and ask for it, i would say she could have it, and then sure enough, later that evening, she went soooo baaaaaaaabs there's this thing by the dumpster and i want it but i get it if you don't want it in the house but i have to show it to you- and i went, no you dont, you can have the pole, and that was the most surprised i have ever made her look. even compared to the day when i proposed to her, which she was prepared enough that we both knew she would say yes, and she could also get her hair done up and have a cute outfit, but not so prepared that she was not fucking flabbergasted by the 12 empty decoy ringboxes i sprung on her. i handed her so many decoy ring boxes that day. still one of the funniest things i've ever done to her.

anyway we like pacing around together and ranting in the attic but sometimes instead of pacing one of us will just hang on the pole and spin, and the other person will watch on the beanbag, which makes for these really goofy conversations where the person on the bag will say something that gets the other persons goat, such as, hypothetically, that xylophones do not belong in rock music, and then the other person will go on a tirade about this, but they'll actually only be facing the Hot Take Speaker half of the time, what because of the pole, so the response will sound something like

I can't believe

you would even suggest such

a stupid opinion. You've

been to a Danny Elfman

concert! How can you

have heard Oingo Boingo

live and say with a straight face

that they alone do not justify

rock and roll xylophones

and then that person will continue until they get too dizzy, then they'll get off the pole, and by unspoken agreement, the person on the bag will get up and trade places with them to deliver their rebuttal while also spinning and it just creates this sort of crazy strip-court lawyers debating absolute nonsense for no reason kind of vibe that frankly just really does it for us.

i don't really have any marriage advice for this i guess its just a look at what being married can look like. i thought that being married would involve a lot more stuff like carving the turkey, or barbecuing, or watching the sunset, and if id known how much time it would involve arguing for xylphones in rock music while spinning upside down i might have prepared for it a little differently.

inbabylontheywept

who is jane prentiss

kingsillysmilez

Non binary ? No problem !

bujlililu

* Looks like he's taking a nap on your dashboard.

kyoukorpse

oh yeah here's all the sands i drew on april fool's. 👍

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pjackk

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore

achingmarshking

male lover here!

i will not be doing that!

pjackk

You wull never pleasure me

Worthless animal

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the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

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