enjoy the sexy

I took a date out to dinner. I could barely get out of the car, and struggled to waddle 100 m to the restaurant. My belly sticks out a *long* way in front of me now, and my thighs and back ache from heaving it along.

The restaurant tried to change us to bar seating, so I made something of a scene in which I asked them if they “*really* wanted me to actually try to sit” on the bar stool.

We ended up moved to a booth, and we pushed the table against the opposite seat, and we sat next to each other, my belly touching the table.

I had every appetiser on the menu, three main courses, and two desserts, followed by a mess of pussy.

Photos taken after dinner follow.

Thiiiiiiiiiick Thursday 🐷🐻😎

i think there's something wrong with my coach's diet 🫠🐷