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Being bisexual is honestly just not being sure if you would rather date Shawn Hatosy or his wife Kelly more….

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

If your hand cramps from holding your phone that means you are reaching peak health and wellness and should keep doing what you’re doing

the shyest girl you know is probably into the most fucked up, depraved things you could ever imagine

there is a special space in hell for ads that are read by ai robot voices its so horrible

every day i wish the tumblr sugar daddies were real

you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

trans women make this place better

not just the website but da world!

noah wyle wearing suspenders in the big year of 2026 is killing me especially after watching him wear his slutty little suspenders every episode of er and it is making my brain do things

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

happy first day of pride everyone