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I know if I asked anyone if my fiance is attractive they'd say no, he isn't. And you know, I would be inclined to agree, if I wasn't, you know, in love with him.
He is the exception to everything I'm usually attracted to (gender included) and I love him.
He's my fucked up looking creature and I'll ride him into the sunset thanks.
Update: he's a repugnant person and I no longer associate with him. Sigh. I tried, man.
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getting dragged to a for real fucking major league baseball game for work tonight and if I can be honest the incredibly strict rules re: acceptable bag sizes are really cramping my plans to read through the entire game
don't get me wrong, I'll carry a book in raw if I have to. one way or another I am finishing Rakesfall today
I will say, baseball live is much better than baseball on TV, still not a lot of fun, but if you get a glimpse of some of the player side quests it will get marginally easier to suffer through
it's almost summer do you guys want my stupid hyperoptimized lemonade recipe that takes half a day to make and whips absolute ass
Fruited Lemonade That Makes You Reconsider It All
ingredience:
lemons/limes (this needs to make up the bulk of the fruit being used, like at least 80%)
whatever other fruits or fruit scraps you want, plus any herbs/other flavorings you want to try. by fruit scraps I mean things like cherry pits, apple peels, pineapple cores, strawberry ends, things like that.
granulated white sugar, the coarser the better, 50% by weight of total citrus rinds + 100% by weight of any additional fruit. you'll measure this after you prep the fruit.
water as needed
equipment:
a few nonmetallic mixing bowls
a mesh strainer
a chinoise, ricer or some cheesecloth
a kitchen scale
a citrus juicer or reamer (manual or electric)
a potato masher
juice the citrus through a strainer - saving all rinds - and refrigerate the juice for the time being. dice the rinds and other fruits if any, keeping the rinds separate. make note of weights, and measure your sugar.
Place sugar in a large nonmetallic bowl. If using non-citrus fruits and/or any other flavorings, mix them in with the sugar and mash with potato masher. add diced citrus rinds, mix thoroughly, and mash again. cover and let stand at room temperature for at least 4 hours. this allows the sugar to draw out flavors that would otherwise get discarded with the rinds, and the rinds' acids should be enough to dissolve the sugar into a syrup.
Afterward, mash one last time, then collect the syrup by pressing the macerated mixture through a strainer/chinoise or ricer, or squeeze it through cheesecloth. if you want, this can be saved as a standalone syrup at this point, for use in cocktails or desserts. if not, slowly pour the reserved juice through the solids to to help get the remaining syrup out, and squeeze/press again. do the same thing one more time with warm water (roughly the same amount of water as juice). discard solids (or try making sangria with them!).
taste the mixture and add more water if necessary. a stronger mix is totally fine if you anticipate serving over ice on a hot day, or adding booze, or if there was a lot of non-sour fruit. keep in mind that it will taste a bit less sweet once it's chilled. pour into a pitcher and refrigerate.
citrus oils will float to the top, so stir/shake before serving. love you. enjoy.
some tried and true flavor combos:
straight lemon or lime, or any combination of the two, is of course an untouchable classic
lemon & strawberries (that's pussy babe!)
lemon & orange with a hint of vanilla (creamsiclemonade...?)
lemon & apples or apple peels with cinnamon/ginger/allspice (for late summer)
some cocktail type combos, booze optional:
lemon or lime & berries with basil + gin
lime & mint + white rum
lime & ginger + dark rum
lime & cucumber + gin
lime & orange (berries optional) + tequila
lemon, orange & cherry + brandy, bourbon, or rye whiskey
holy gods
IS THAT WHERE THE FROTTAGE CHEESE JOKE CAME FROM
BECAUSE I HEARD IT GROWING UP.AND IT NEVER MADE SENSE
Guys its peak shit i swear
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i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports
i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like
Everything used (op's list):
All of this and also “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons
I'm so sick of people appropriating Jewish trauma from the Holocaust for their movement when it will never be comparable. Yesterday a white customer looked me dead in the eyes and said that trump was building concentration camps, completely unprompted, with a disgustingly smug expression on her face. I assume she expected me to... What? Applaud her? Tell her she's a "good person"? I wear a magen David which I assume is why she said that shit to me specifically. You don't get to invoke the memory of my murdered family on a whim. You can emphasize that what trump is doing is awful and inhumane without making insensitive and frankly, inaccurate, comparisons to Jewish trauma.
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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
[ID: A stock image of an open tin can with no label on a white background. /end ID]
Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.
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dude this is the playful rudeness website, the fact that it's on this website is the social cue indicating that it's joking
nope 👎
actually if I can complain for a minute I think it's so rancid when people are like "uuuh what did you expect from the rudeness website lmaooo" or "uwu it's the piss on the poor website you can't expect anyone to actually read what you said" or "this is literallyyy the autism website" like okay??? your personal perception of tumblr dot com doesn't actually mean people can just speak to each other any which way and expect to never receive any pushback for being a rude ass bitch. christ. get some house training.
“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-
To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate
the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit
ya got
gochujang butter noodles
peanut butter noodles
chili crisp fettuccine alfredo
miso butter noodles
any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.
This is Toffee. She has Eternal Baby syndrome.
This is Mau. She thinks she's a dignified adult, but unfortunately she has a pink nose and white pawsies, so she's baby too.
That's all, I just wanted to send animal photos with no nefarious intent ^^ Aren't they adorable?
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That top cat is hella green
should i make the pill skirt…………….
this skirt design is probably the most controversial one i've ever made. so many facebook boomers got mad at me for "glorifying drugs." meanwhile i once got my blood drawn by a very nice phlebotomist who not only had this skirt but was its number 1 defender.
anyway if you like this skirt, it's sold out in the US already, but it's still available in the UK in sizes XS-M and 2-8X AND it's on clearance!
Stretchy circle skirt featuring my Pills design on a heather purple background. These skirts have pockets large enough to fit your phone, DS
As someone who is stuck taking pills for the rest of her life. Why should i not get to find joy in that? It's a great design! And glad the phlebotomist agrees :p
that’s exactly what i think!!!! as someone who will be taking pills for the rest of my life, i wanted to celebrate that and make it fun and cute!
Where's that one post about the scientists being sad and wet creatures when you don't take your chemicals that they created to try and help
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For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."
Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.
Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.
Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.
The best part is the local city council's reaction.
And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.
Things to do with your twin
