Ready For Disappointments

Me putting my hot wheels on my foreskin

That’s so sweet

This is the purest joy i have seen in a while 😊

okay kid. heres the deal. if theres a pic of two cats cuddling thats me and my wife. if one of them is orange then the orange one is my wife because its her favourite. okay kid? alright?

Me and the homies

I thought this may be some kind of ASMR thing and it COULD be if it didn’t kill me dead with the little air puffer thing

WOOBWOOBWHOOBWHOOB

I like that all of these animals don’t even flinch. Just used to it

It's a wonderful day at the zoo, and you are a horrible pelican.

I love tumblr because I scrolled all the way down expecting an explanation and got none.

Man I’d love to see more of these from different cultures.

Then she got repeatedly cheated on and just accepted it.

Is Iceland on another planet?

Yes

"making a song to animal making a noise" is quickly becoming my fav genre of video