rex 3

this blog is a safe space for men who want to be tied to a chair and sexually tormented

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

Outside you there are two wolves. At least. Probably more

so sorry i called you kidnappable earlier, let's take a drive and talk this through ok?

I shoved a nerd in my locker. so nobody steals my precious nerd

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

it's pretty light

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now