Hello real blogs. This is a fake woman. I'm roleplaying an au right now. You're welcome to interact but I don't want to catfish you :p
Follows from @nichemills
Piercings aren't allowed in hockey so just like. Imagine with me.
(me / grozat)
Human who's dating/"married" to her childhood bestie/toxic Yuri werewolf gf.
REVIEWS:
"prodigious but needs to apply herself." - third grade teacher
"the best damn hockey player [CITY] has ever seen." - Coach Bernardy
"I don't think I've seen a single emotion other than 'neutral' and 'homicidal'." - random classmate
"will eat literally anything for a dollar. I don't know how she survived the milk incident." - random classmate
LOOT DROP:
sugar-free redbull (x2)
5 loosies (different brands) inside a "Satan was a lesbian" cigarette case
Stolen lighter (x4)
Emergency packet of Sam's club café sauerkraut
Emergency tin of anchovies
Collapsible chopsticks
Full size, half-eaten bottle of Cholula (crusty)
Miscellaneous garbage
EXTRA NOTES:
Does not actually have any cyberware
Tattoos are minimal but just as badass
No face piercings since it's a hockey player and that's banned :/
Raised Jewish but their Jewishness is debated by the Talmudic scholars themselves
Papa is Chinese and mom is white (former Mormon?)
Looks nothing like their mom but acts just like her.
Currently keeping a tally whether it becomes a hunter (2) or tzimisce (0?).
^ Take this health item.




















