wiggle and slice

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

there are 18 year olds today who were 5 in 2014 which means you can now get dick from an adult woman with a favourite elsagate channel

3 mins no likes this is the best floppost i've created in a long while

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

I’m thinking of Beginning it all