INTJ

ESFP: Niall Horan- On The Loose

ESTP: Niall Horan- Nice To Meet You

ESFJ: OneRepublic- Love Runs Out

ESTJ: Lizzo- Truth Hurts

ENFP: Sigala, Ella Eyre, Meghan Trainor ft. French Montana- Just Got Paid

ENTP: Portugal- Feel It Still

ENFJ: Jonas Brothers- Sucker

INTJ: This is not the Cupid shuffle. This is real life, ENFP.

1: Blue-gray. Practical, yet simple and elegant. Not much vibrancy, muted and under the radar.

2: Lavender. Flowery and summery, yet simple but timelessly loved. Quite fragile but sweet.

3: White. Clean cut, ready for presentations. Modern, fresh, and ready to stand out.

4: Maroon. Unique, yet timeless. Fits in but sometimes stands out with a subtle drama.

5: Navy. Quiet, yet imaginative and practical. Less noticeable, comfortable, and cozy.

6: Dark Emerald Green. Striking, but blends in. Dark and masking, but beautiful and friendly.

7: Peach. Summery and vibrant, soft and adventurous. Many different shades, perfect for almost anyone. Inviting and spontaneous.

8: Dark Red. Mysterious but confident, powerful yet reserved. Invites feelings of danger but excitement.

(This is not meant to offend anyone but rather offer suggestions to make life more wholesome and joyful.)

1: Know that you are not defined by your usefulness or lack thereof. Be a little more flexible when a situation calls for flexibility. Continue to stand up for what you believe in.

2: Know that you are wanted and loved. Devote one to two hours without any distractions to do something that has been put off or something to relax. Continue to serve and help others with a full heart.

3: Know that you do not have to prove your abilities to others. Be a little less competitive. Continue to strive to be better than yesterday without comparing your work to others.

4: Know your significance in life. Be a little less dramatic when the situation doesn’t call for drama. Continue to find the beauty in the little things of life.

5: Know that abilities do not define a person. Be a little more spontaneous (but not unreasonably spontaneous). Continue to innovate and create new ideas.

6: Don’t let fear control you. Be a little less controlling of your situations and don’t let your thoughts get the better of you. Continue to be loyal to the people you count on and be there for them.

7: Know that you can move on from pain. Be a little less busy and take time to relax and be unoccupied. Continue to brighten others’ lives with your spontaneity and sunny disposition.

8: Know that you are not always being controlled. Be a little less controlling and don’t let your emotions get the best of you. Continue to protect the people you love and be there for them.

9: Know that peace is not always attainable. Be a little less focused on what others want from you. Continue to seek peace wherever and be positive.

ENTP: Theorizing about how exactly the ball drops and explaining to everyone how politics will work in the New Year. Debates with INTP about mechanics of the ball and the state of the union (wherever they may be). Is at a party somewhere, most likely in a smaller city, surrounded by friends and strangers attracted by the strange charisma of the ENTP. Doesn’t go to bed until noon on New Year’s Day.

INTP: Hangs out with ENTP at a big party, but shoes away into a corner and thinks of arguments for debating them. Doesn’t notice when the ball drops but rather zones out to think about the past year and what they will do in the next month. Doesn’t go to bed until 4 am.

ENTJ: Somehow has gathered 15-20 people following them closely to talk about a subject they are quite knowledgeable in: leadership. Talks about the political climate with a few stray ENTPs and leads the crowd to watch the ball drop. Most likely in a skyscraper looking out a window to watch the ball drop, staying warm and comfortable while watching. Goes to bed after sending all of their newfound followers home, about 2 am.

ENFJ: The Snack Master. Prepares snacks for everyone to watch the ball drop at home on the flat screen TV and makes snacks for the big game the next day. Goes to bed right after the ball drops. Takes one glass of champagne and only finishes half.

INFJ: Reflects on the New Year’s resolutions they’ve made and is lost in thought about the future year while watching the ball drop from their home. Probably surrounded by 2 or 3 close friends and have been sharing plans all night thus far. Doesn’t go to bed after a few minutes but stays up until 3 am thinking about the past and the New Year.

ENFP: Also reflects on the past year, but loudly with their friends. In a crowd, probably in some big city like Miami or Los Angeles. Watches the ball drop multiple times from all the different time zones on their phone while being surrounded by the festivities in the city. Doesn’t go to bed until 7 am the next day.

ESFJ: The designated driver. Makes sure everyone gets to where they need to be and then goes off to New York to watch the ball drop in Times Square. 1 in the morning car rides back home to watch the other time zones’ celebrations at home.

ISFJ: Encouraging their friends to not drink as much. Protecting everyone from food poisoning, alcohol poisoning, and firework accidents. Probably with a group of close friends in Sydney or London. Goes home a few minutes after the celebration is over and doesn’t stay for the afterparty.

ESTJ: Organizes the perfect route and times to get to their optimized viewing places. Strangers following them for some direction, trying to find lost family members. In a crowded area, but where fences are up to keep passers by away from the streets and traffic. Most likely only travelled an hour or less away from home.

ESFP- The Champagne Master. Drank 2 glasses before 3 in the afternoon. Glamorous dresses and parties with many friends all watching the ball drop and fireworks together, talking, laughing, and eating while the festivities ensue. Probably in Times Square or London celebrating in the midst of the crowds. Talking about future plans for the New Year with friends.

ESTP: Handing out drinks with an ESFP, but drinking one for every two they hand out. Drunkenly attempting parkour. Fireworks and traveling to different restaurants at night with friends, laughing and talking down the street. Most likely in Miami with the TV crews, being featured on the news for the afterparty.

ISFP: With a small group of friends watching the ball drop from a phone while outside. Painting the scene when the ball drops, with fireworks and stars included. Friends talking about their New Year’s plans and going to coffee shops at midnight.

(Stereotypical)

1: The taste of a crisp apple on a fall day. The sounds of an orchestra during a performance. Studying textbooks for a test the next day, only pausing to take a sip of black decaf coffee. A towering 18th century English mansion with cleanly trimmed bushes outside. The sound of wooden pencils brushing against each other at the start of an important meeting.

2: Honey dripping from a honeycomb. Soft yellow sweaters and yellow nail polish to match. Talking on the phone to a close friend while sipping a latte. Late night sleepovers talking about the future and hugging friends. The sound of chillwave music on a computer to relax to. Soft pink stationery with hand-drawn calligraphy letters and a box of self-care items beside.

3: The sounds of a grand piano floating through a concert hall, hands playing Beethoven quickly and skillfully. Scratches of quickly written letters on a blank page of a new notebook, taking thorough notes in class. A navy blue blazer against a white blouse and grey skirt for professionalism and perfection. White marble pillars and clean cut lines in modern architecture. A crown set atop a velvet pillow, sparkling in the light.

4: The fresh smell of a meadow after it has rained. Watching Shakespeare in a park at dusk, waiting for the suspense and inevitable betrayal to follow. Snowflakes falling onto bare trees, blanketing the trees and the ground. Drinking a chai tea latte in a small, local coffee shop with plants in macrame hangers. Charcoal pencils drawing romantic scenes.

5: The sound of old, yellowed pages turning. Libraries with tall, vaulted arches and marble statues. Midnight coffee runs to fuel the night’s work. A tan pullover sweater and athletic sweatpants, perfect for comfort and warmth while studying. Leaves crunching as nature is explored and learned, finding new animals and plant species. Secret passageways and tunnels with crumbling brick and tight spaces.

6: The sounds of early morning coffee from a coffeemaker, drip by drip pouring into a favorite mug. Black jeans and a utility jacket, perfect for comfort and holding items. Summer rain dripping down the windows, thunder booming in the distance. Light from candles beaming through curtained alcoves. Clocks ticking in otherwise quiet rooms. The beauty of another language, with quiet mystery and intelligence.

7: Plane trips around the globe, looking down at cities and around at the fluffy clouds. An early morning sunset on a beach, waves lapping against the shoreline. Brightly colored vacation houses lined against a road. Summery yellow dresses and jean jackets with pink-tinted sunglasses. The smell of a cloudless summer day, fresh dew, and fruit growing in a field.

8: The intensity of a game of Risk, moving troops and devising strategy with the competition. Fire blazing in a stone fireplace, red vases on the mantle. Black jean jackets and dark jeans with dark sunglasses and hoop earrings. The feeling of winning an argument, blood pumping through your veins and being fired up. Watching over friends at a bar or a party at night, staying close and asking if they are okay.

INFJ: I’m not sure that’s how that works.

INTJ: Sure am. I know this is totally changing the subject and is not related to our conversation at all, but do you want a pocket constitution?

INFJ: What?

INTJ: I went on Amazon last night and I needed free shipping so I bought 3 pocket constitutions... they were a dollar each.

INFJ: Dude, are you okay? This isn’t like you, spontaneously buying things like this!

INFP: Hey. A troubled soul has to buy what a troubled soul has to buy. By the way, INTJ, I’ll take one. Just in case.

INTJ: You know, regular. Existential crises every day, that sort of stuff. Crippling anxiety. But it’s all good.

INFJ: Do you need to talk? It sounds serious.

INTJ: Nah, I’ll just throw ice cream at my problems.

INFJ: What?

INTJ: You heard me.

ISTJ: Huh?

INTJ: You went in there and came out with a bunch of groceries that you didn’t really need.