Someday, I am going to walk out of here free

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

I know I said I was tired of living through big historic moments.... but I’ll take it back if I live to see the British monarchy dissolved

Essential workers @everyone calling them heroes while they work for minimum wage through a pandemic

totally, if you can pick your laundry up off the floor and put it in a basket today, it will be so much easier to put it in the machine and wash it tomorrow. If you can stack the dishes now, it will be easier to wash them later. Half assing as a first stepping stone is so good, it is much better than not being able to do anything because “if you can’t do it properly, why do it at all”. Do what you can today, to make life easier tomorrow.

Slight correction: He wasn't sexually harassing his co-workers, he was sexually harassing fans. Underage fans.

youre absolutely right, i regret leaving that out, the exact situation slipped my mind because i haven't read up on it since it all went down

This is the exact reason why i love cosplayers.

Ciri transports Geralt to our timeline so he can have one nice day without any shenanigans.

Show me someone who thinks neil doesn't answer his own tumblr asks and I'll show you someone who doesn't know the lengths a writer will go to to procrastinate

Mr. Darcy really had some nerve accusing Jane Bennett of not adequately expressing her love for Bingley like he didn’t spend half the novel talking shit about Elizabeth to her damn face