Endeavour To Dream

i have to come up with everything really fast

my parasocial relationship is better and more ethical and less gauche and passé than yours

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

I vote for John Green to buy tumblr. Whatever he does with it would be deserved.

Respectfully, I would not buy tumblr for negative one million dollars. No one who is healthy wants the kind of power associated with owning a social media platform.

"came back wrong" but it's from work

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

sometimes it's not your circus and they're not your monkeys but you ARE friends with the clowns. you know?

Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce