Have you ever noticed how nice it is outside

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!

dosirak is the most popular ramyeon brand in russia but it is actually a korean ramyeon brand! dosirak/도시락 is the (south) korean word for a packed lunch. the wikipedia page says that the literal translation is "lunchbox" but afaik that's not exactly what it is; 도시락 also refers to the meal and not just the container, kind of like the japanese word "bento".

fried plantains

Every time I see a duck I think to myself that I want to pick up that duck. There is a sort of quality of the duck that makes it feel like the act of picking up the duck would somehow be analogous to those strange videos where people use knives to cleanly cut through multilayered cakes. There would be a sort of accumulative act even without taking permanent possession of the duck. It would rather be more like pulling the lever on some ancient machine which makes a counter increase by one. The duck is the lever. I hope my meaning is clear to you all?

It was a global problem