Have you ever noticed how nice it is outside

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!

dosirak is the most popular ramyeon brand in russia but it is actually a korean ramyeon brand! dosirak/도시락 is the (south) korean word for a packed lunch. the wikipedia page says that the literal translation is "lunchbox" but afaik that's not exactly what it is; 도시락 also refers to the meal and not just the container, kind of like the japanese word "bento".

fried plantains