Greasy, Depressing Little Man Whom No One Saw Coming

To be a good engineer you need to want to fuck whatever you're designing at least a little bit or else you won't give it sexy little touches

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything

To be a good engineer you need to want to fuck whatever you're designing at least a little bit or else you won't give it sexy little touches

they hate us control freaks for making sure everyone else does things the correct way

never thought the dad was hot before

Tumblr speech patterns really are indistinguishable from Calvin and Hobbes, and I'm starting to think that's not a coincidence

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups