You'd better knock knock knock on wood.

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I have one but if it could continue that would be great! (Place an order! 💗)

weird how nothing about u is like, too small or too dumb to know bc it all comes together to become YOU. sending your friend a picture of your favorite snack is saying something important whether u realize it or not. wheres that palahniuk quote

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

the memes in which im pwning are the ones that make U mad

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

always a delight to find out that a goofy person is actually also very sincere

the true duality of man is silly-earnest

biggest indicator of the hoes not being alright is that all isekai nowadays has gone from “ultimate power level super cool beam explosion harem fantasy” to shit like “in this new world i eat lots of delicious food and help people with minor problems and i feel incredibly fulfilled with a happy and peaceful life where the cold grip of capitalism cant touch me :)”

the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

slut era (just wants to play video games and talk to someone every day)

it’s really important that you are a little bit in love with your friends btw. it’s crucial even