We'll have thee wumbo.

has anyone ever tried putting raw eggs in the detergent slot on the washing machine and olive oil in the fabric softener slot to make clothes mayonnaise

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

you're too late mr. bond, i've already ragebaited your fat dog

sisyphus... you made boulder choices on the runway this week, but we just need you to push a little more. i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination

stop signs were invented by octagons in order to have something to do

wallace was right when he took himself and his gay little dog to the moon on account of maybe cheese was there

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

they said WE DON'T WANT YOU 🗣️‼️

you stole dog blood

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight