transhumanism is environmentalism

Who would have guessed the guys who named their company after the tool the all powerful villain from Lord of the Rings uses to spy on the heroes are like *evil* evil.

Like, we already knew, but just coming out and saying it is bonkers.

I will succeed because I'm crazy

I'm going to just mail it to her but rn screaming crying throwing up I JUST WANT TO GET THIS LADY HER LICENSE BACK.

Tried HR and just got an AI bot too, and gave up. I never even actually managed to speak to a human. Absolutely horrible experience, and anyone who has to deal with that daily for a paycheck to keep bills paid has my sympathy.

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

She sounds so smug and pleased with herself

Keep going, bro. Lock in. Just keep posting and eventually the internet will think you're cool and we'll quit making fun of your cars that explode and spaceships that explode. Prommy.

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually