neurotic little guy

Anyways! HERE'S YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT CAN COUNT AS EYESTRAIN! I'm pulling this straight from the Artfight rules page about what needs to be labeled and filtered as eyestrain because it's VERY helpful and VERY accurate! I also know not everybody has an AF account and might not always have access to this handy guide, and this is an important resource; That's why I'm sharing it here! (under the cut)

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

We were hanging out yesterday and she kept complaining not just about the humiliation of having to be a beginner area random encounter, but also about how her whole thing just doesn't work against weak opponents: She steals moves from the party and then uses them against them, but she's only stolen dogshit beginner moves as of late, and it's getting to her. She stole [Aimed Shot] from a beginner Archer. [Aimed Shot]. Yeah I sure fucking hope you're aiming if you're using a bow. She also stole [Shield Bash] from a Brawler. Congratulations, you are using the shield as intended. She just up and left when she stole [Heavy Slice]. Didn't even give them loot.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

jamil, a totally normal 18 year old, planning his 2nd year of high school:

sept: celebrate birthday normally

oct-nov: hypnotize kalim and make him unlikeable to the entire dorm and make everyone think i'm better

dec: use the prefect to finalize my plan of destroying kalim's reign

jan: happy new year. new me. new dorm leader

YES! though tbf it's more like he lives in the mind of @retconjuration and i just like him enough to be drawing him a bunch. the og concept came from a mfrp server with friends so bear with me. simplified answer is that michael is plural and "misha" is what we call the secret third michael. he isn't shelley b/c that guy was very much eaten but the distortion is its own separate identity. which leaves misha! more in-depth answer i'm pulling from how jonah's previous described it because obviously he will have a better explanation when misha is his creation LOL:

"will be honest it was entirely an accident because i am a system and was accidentally system coding him! he's post-101 where when he gets unmade by helen, something kind of weird happens and doesnt Fully separate him from the distortion like it should, but all the parts of michael that were like. the angry and vengeful parts have kind of formed their own separate person. i think i described him once as using using michael shelley's identity as kind of an ill fitting shoe. he has the memories(as Distorted as they are) and he Feels somewhat more human but there is still something Wrong about that identity. so he feels no attachment to the shelley name and just uses michael for familiarity. he also spends a lot of time being a huge bitch to jon and gerry both for very different reasons each. he's my creature."

"what?? really????? but you're so nice!!" "you're not even an asshole though!!" "but you seem so genuine!!!"

oh whoops i forgot npd means irredeemably evil! my bad haha