scary movie 2 omfg

i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me

clenching my fists and screaming for 30 minutes like a dbz character but instead of gaining access to superhuman strength and reflexes i am mustering the focus to read an article

brie larson ATE this song. this was one of my favorite parts of the movie. fuuuuck, this song needs to be on apple music. 

me on a good manic day

I’m not even kidding I was in jail with this girl and she sang the same song over and over and over and in between singing she was screaming bloody murder, girl had some lungs she didn’t get tired. the girl in the cell next to her lost her voice from screaming “shut the fuck up cunt!” And eventually Johnson got transferred to another unit because she was so annoying they had to give us a break? I think it was honestly to give himself a break, he called her Tarzan on helium.

OH MY GOD

I support crying culture

fuck u, next

He’s checked completely out

This feels like a threat

I...I don’t know what I expected

I love when I’m in the middle of speaking and suddenly I’m like wait I literally don’t agree with what I’m saying

normalize suddenly saying "wait hang on I might have just talked myself out of this" mid rant