i don't think anyone has ever fallen in love with someone because of their strong sense of restraint, their elaborate performance of apathy and their ability not to triple text. just sayin

what do you mean I can't crawl in between the slats of your ribs and sleep soundly to the beat of your heart? do you even love me?

i like the strong use of yellow and the unusually long fries, as it resembles old paintings where it was basically a flex to use lots of yellow and paint unusually long orange peels because it was hard to get the yellow paint quite right

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands