BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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if i look back, i am lost
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Acquired Stardust


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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin

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BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

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now, i do enjoy the "grace breaks his glasses and is despondent because it's his only pair" head canons because i love drama and misery, but also this is NASA. They sent him up there with like ten extra pairs because a) it's NASA and b) everyone fucking saw how Grace treated his glasses. The original redundancy plan probably called for like 5 pairs but then Stratt took one look at that and was "absolutely not, he's a fucking menace double that immediately"
as soon as those spare pairs run out, gonna have to call this man Dotor aptain Ryland Grae because he won’t be able to fuckin C
and he’s eventually going to need a new prescription, and you know the hail mary was not designed with that in mind because he wasn’t supposed to live long enough need a new prescription
can you imagine the process of getting your eyes diagnosed and setting up the equipment to properly grind and shape lenses
on a planet of aliens that can’t fucking see
I was thinking about Project Hail Mary and I thought of this conversation that definitely happened on the way to Erid:
Grace: "It feels weird to call your planet by a name humans gave it. I know I can't pronounce the real name but can you tell me what it means?" Rocky: "Rocky will tell Grace, but first Grace must tell Rocky meaning of 'Earth'." Grace: "Well, uh, it sort of means 'ground'." Rocky: "Boring!" Grace: "Okay smart guy, what's your planet's name mean then?" Rocky: "..." Grace: "..." Rocky: "..." Rocky: "Ground."
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

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oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this
what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)
0, 1, or 2
3
4 or 5
6
7, 8, or 9
A non-exhaustive survey of things found in the apartment of one Dr.Ryland Grace, post Hail Mary launch.
- Broken lock (No one knows where his keys are anymore. No one cared to look for them when Stratt had the power to break in without consequence.)
- Obnoxiously pattered, well-loved couch
- Light throw blanket in a faded orange color
- A very nice coffee table that is truly a mess
- A pile of unmarked student assignments next to a pile of marked assignments
- A pack of cheep blue ballpoint pens
- A mostly empty pack of cheep yellow highlighters
- Three sticker books
- One empty mug, directly behind a mug half full of coffee. Both depict foxes.
- Printed packet of information about the Petrova Line, clearly hand-compiled from several sources and bound with a binder clip
- A hole in the scattered papers where another packet of information possibly used to lay.
- Metal filing cabinet, covered in student artwork. Several pieces depict foxes.
- Collection of graduation invitations from former students
- Collection of old lesson plans, tests, assignments, and handouts for a middle school science class
- Bachelors of Science in Biology awarded to Ryland Grace
- Masters of Science in Integrative Biology awarded to Ryland Grace
- Doctorate of Philosophy in Molecular Biology awarded to Ryland Grace
- Bachelors of Science in Science for Secondary Education awarded to Ryland Grace
- Pin board with more student artwork, several to-do lists, and information on the Petrova Problem. There is a section in the middle where things have obviously been removed.
- A bed with simple, dark sheets and matching comforter. Several colorful blankets and no less than three fox plushes cover its surface.
- A single bedside table. It’s wooden and remarkably ornate for the room.
- Printed packet of information about California foster parent requirements, several sections have been highlighted
- Fox slippers
- Cheep particleboard dresser. The drawers are all pulled out and appear to be ransacked. What clothing that does remain is dark in color but varied in texture.
- A space on top of the dresser is completely clear. It’s obvious that something used to sit there but no longer does.
It’s obvious that someone used to live here but no longer does.
Brambly Hedge Mouse House with illumination by AnvilWood
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car full of apples, azerbaijan, by david fielke
it's him. from the gradeschool math textbook.

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My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
Oh bother.
im deleting this fucking website
It took me a minute
Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade
drive (2011) textposts cause i watched it for the first time today
did i cook
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Only day you can rb this
One hundred and four days’ duration 'S the length of our summer vacation So finding good ways To spend all those days 'S the problem of our generation. Like building a rocket for fun And fighting a mummy when done Or maybe we'll climb Eiffel Tower this time And stand at the top in the sun. Discovering something that’s not In existence (or that’s what we thought) Or scrub and then scour A monkey in shower, Give tidal wave surfing a shot. Or locating Frankenstein’s brain Or nan'bot creation attain Or continent painting Find dodos remain(t)ing Or driving our sister insane You see that the list is quite tall Of things to be done ‘fore this fall So with no more fuss Just stick here with us Cause Phineas and Ferb do it all!
THE FALL GUY 2024, dir. David Leitch

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when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time
this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda
Luke’s face is what makes this.