You Bring the Bears

c u r s e d

wild to think about the fact that, right now, as you read this, there’s a fandom server on discord having drama the likes of which we could not even fathom

The sensation of being American is just hating your country and then hearing a white British liberal call America imperialist swine and briefly astral projecting out of your body because they’re not wrong but it feels like there’s maybe some imperialist swine a little closer to them they could be working on 

I LEARNED BY WATCHING YOU, DAD,

tfw you meet your fiancee’s dad and 1. you’ve swindled him multiple times, 2. you’ve made out with him even more than that

Anakin calls obi wan to be like “so you know that absolute himbo i used to do crime with every so often and also make out sometimes? He’s dating my daughter now” and obi wan is like “from the bottom of my heart, you deserve this and I’m thrilled it’s happening”

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.