College AU Russian studies major Shane Hollander forgets to tell the fuckbuddy he met through his speaking tutor Svetlana Vetrova that he is fluent in Russian and that he understands phrases like "you're so fucking perfect" and "you have ruined me" and "you look like a sexy librarian you perfect slut"
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no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back
Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again
Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net
Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go
Thinking about if Ilya and Shane ever adopt/spawn/acquire a baby that they are in position to actually, legally name--and Ilya having absolutely no ability to win an argument against Shane in this.
Shane: It's a good name!
Ilya: It's a piece of sporting equipment???
Shane: It's from Shakespeare. Midsummer Night's Dream. A classic piece of literat--
Ilya: THAT'S NOT WHY YOU LIKE IT
Shane: Ilyusha
Shane: 🥺🥺🥺
Three days later, meeting the grandparents for the first time, and Yuna is like "I'm sorry, I must have misheard, I thought you said you named your newborn baby Puck?"
Ask: your take on Ilya Meeting Shane’s Dildo? Generally, at what point to they bring toys into the mix?
Mmm. i think ilya wanted to meet The Dildo at the cottage but shane doesn't keep it there. it's back in montreal and shane was planning on being fucked by ilya for a couple weeks so he didn't see the point in packing and bringing it with him -- like he normally would. so ilya goes looking for it under the pretense of just general snooping. he is actually horny snooping. and his horny snooping turns up nothing interesting -- except maybe a spare pair of glasses shane keeps at the cottage that are even nerdier than his normal glasses and ilya is producing them like a prize and crawling on shane's lap on the couch and sexily putting them on shane's face and then fucking him about it.
my personal headcanon -- and i think it is mentioned in canon -- is that ilya buys shane sex toys for most gift-giving holidays. christmas, birthdays, valentines, one time for st patrick's day, etc. shane has everything right? except he doesn't have sex toys. and there isn't much ilya can get for him -- apart from occassionally sentimental gifts like that framed CCM photo of them or maybe once and a while he surprises shane with a get away halfway between them during the season in the long distance era and no ottawa and montreal aren't far but this is a private cabin between them for them to spend a few days at together alone and naked and peaceful. so mostly myilya buys shane sex toys. and he does actually think about them seriously. he doesn't buy gaudy toys -- mostly sleek black prostate massagers and cock rings and dildos and plugs etc. at first. over time he starts buying more and more outlandish things and colourful things and big toys as shane's confidence increases and eventually shane is buying things too and surprising ilya with fun stuff like nipple clamps. in my mind ilya has sensitive nipples.
(actually writing ilya give shane a prostate massager in my christmas fic was one of my fave sex scenes)
anyway, so i imagine ilya meets The Dildo at some point after the cottage. potentially on facetime and he gets irrationally jealous of The Dildo and shane maybe notices and plays it up a bit to stir that jealousy, performing a bit more than he usually would, enjoying the way ilya is watching the purple silicone slide in and out. so it's over facetime that ilya first sees it. watching shane getting himself off whilst he is still in boston and shane is kneeling on his bed, back to the camera, one hand holding himself open so ilya can see his hole stretching better (as per his request) as he fucks himself on it, grinding up and down. and ilya loves the show, really, but he wishes it was him and he kinda hates the stupid thing for being there instead of him. he is also deeply fond of The Dildo and the memory of 19 year old shane bashfully telling him about it and all the world of opportunity the toy opened up for them both.
i think the next time they see each other in person post that brilliant facetime experience (ilya jerks off about it for a week bc shane looked amazing fucking himself like that all for ilya on screen even if ilya is a little mad it wasn't him fucking shane) ilya is demanding to see The Dildo and fucking shane with it until he cums then flipping shane over and pushing his own cock into him and demanding 'do i fuck you better?" and shane is whining gasping moaning "so much better" and it's just an echo back and forth of "you like it?" "i like it." "you love my cock?' "i love your cock" :)
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@yearnalisms requested to bring this beautiful text post by @honeyybrii to gif form! all inspo credit to op of the text post! 💜 this tag is especially a good sum up of the set:
#it's genuinely so funny everytime ilya tries to teeheehaha around an insecurity #shane is like actually 🤓👆🏻
thinking about shane not being a physical touch person. yuna is always trying to initiate hugs with shane who cringes and brushes her off, ever since he was little. He’s always apologetic about it to not make her feel bad, but she still feels hurt. David is better with it because he’s more of a ruffle the hair pat on the shoulder type. But shane only gives into a hug from his mom either when he’s feeling really normal and regulated or when he’s trying to comfort/placate her
so! to yuna’s surprise! she’s watching her son cuddle?! with Ilya Rozanov? Shane Hollander. Her kid? is letting Ilya lie on top of him? Her Son is letting Ilya draw patterns on his back and kiss all over his face? If Yuna tried to do that, Shane would shiver with goosebumps and back away immediately.
As much as she finds it sweet, she’s also a little tiny bit hurt that he’s that way with Ilya but not with her. Because that’s her baby boy and she loves him, and she just wants to give him hugs every once in a while.
One day when Ilya is over for dinner, (shane is still in mtl at this point) she brings it up to him. How she’s so shocked Shane is so physically affectionate with Ilya and is she doing something wrong?
Ilya is first, touched that Shane’s mom cares so much about him (because his dad never cared about Ilya). Ilya also lovvvveess hearing that Shane seems to feel safe with him and is overjoyed to hear that an outside person can see the love Shane has for him. Because as much as he knows Shane loves him he doesn’t always believe it? and thinks Shane deserves a relationship with someone easier to be with?
So Ilya explains that Shane can be avoidant with him too. sometimes he tenses up when Ilya initiates a hug. He explains how it hurt ilya’s feelings at first too, but then he realized that it’s just part of the Shane they know and love. Ilya explains Shane’s little tells; that he knows when he can tolerate touch because he’ll initiate something small first. Shane will never just come out and hug you. first he’ll link pinkies or run a thumb over ilya’s ear. then ilya knows its game on and he can attack him. he also explains how he’s learned to make a joke if Shane does brush him off, so Shane doesn’t feel bad.
He explains how you need to approach slowly, like with a grumpy bear. first, get close and see if shane backs away. if he doesn’t, place your hands on his shoulders or forearms, making your intent clear without directly asking for a hug. if he doesn’t shy away, then you can pull him in for the embrace.
Both Ilya and Yuna are tearing up a little with their love for shane after this convo, and they both try to call him as soon as his game is over, just to hear his voice. Shane is sooo confused why both of them in their separate conversations sound so mushy gushy.
ilya and svetlana having their weekly gossip night either in person or over the phone and shane is like what are you talking about and ilya says i complain about you ,she is only person who will listen to me complain about you and one day shane asks svetlana does he complain about me a lot?☹️ and svetlana is like ? who told you that he literally just talks about how much he loves you all the time it’s quite exhausting honestly
shane in the beginning of their official relationship being unsure of how to do casual intimacy because he’s used to only get it if it’s during sex or with the intent of turning into sex but now they’re boyfriends and he doesn’t always know how to navigate that so sometimes he will just 🧍🏻♂️ in the middle of the room because he wants a smooch but he’s unsure of how to progress and he feels weird asking for it before eventually realizing that ilya is more than happy to indulge
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Drunk Shane can be a bit of a menace. A drink or two is fine, but eventually he'll hit a point where you turn around and he's gone, literally gone because he's going places and he'll happily come trotting back when Ilya calls him, but that's only helpful if he's in earshot, which... can be a challenge.
Drunk Shane when Ilya is ALSO drunk is the BEST. His boyfriend is sooooo funny and soooo fast and strong and smart and brave and they're going on an adventure!!! Ilya doesn't know where but his legs are wrapped around Shane's waist and Shane's arms are wrapped around his legs and the back of Shane's neck smells so good and they're GOING!!!! They're going and going and going because Shane can run forever he's the best hockey player in the whole world and he's Ilya's BOYFRIEND and they're gonna live forever and the stars are out and his mama is watching them and Ilya doesn't even know he's smiling until his cheeks start hurting from it.
(inspired by this post from @pregnanthudsonwilliams) (I've never seen Twilight I'm just having fun)
HR Prompt - maybe a cute snippet to go with Mina’s farmers market fanart? 💕
word count: 1465 words
rating: gen
did you hear? my prompts are open!
fic is based on this gorgeous art by @mina-logan
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It's not fair that the farmers market is in the morning, and it's a downright injustice that Shane insists on being there right when it open at 8 AM.
That's the only reason why Ilya hauls himself out of bed at 7 AM during the offseason. He downs a cup of coffee before brushing his teeth, then brings a second cup as Shane gets into the driver's seat.
It isn't until Ilya is three-quarters done with his coffee and they're halfway there that he realizes Shane hasn't spoken a word. His husband is staring resolutely out at the road, squinting against the bright morning sun. The gold light washes out his freckles, catching on the glasses that the doctor told him to wear more diligently, and obscuring his expression.
Ilya leans forward in his seat so Shane can catch his raised eyebrow. "Shane?"
"Yeah." Shane still keeps his eyes on the road.
Ilya waits a beat for Shane to say more. When he doesn't, he lets out a soft scoff. "What, did you forget the list, and are going over it in your head?"
"No, I didn't make a list."
"What, you're gonna do shopping with no list?"
Shane shrugs with one shoulder as he pulls into the parking lot. "I just thought we'd see what they have, you know? I haven't been to one of these since I was a kid."
Ilya hums as Shane parks the car and unbuckles his seatbelt. The minute stretches long as they wait for the other to make the first move.
Ilya breaks it and reaches over to reassuringly squeeze Shane's shoulder. The muscles are tight under his thumb and pointer, tensed until Shane slowly relaxes under Ilya's hand. Ilya turns Shane's chin for a close-mouthed kiss, and Shane hums into it for one moment before pulling away. His nose wrinkles in distaste before he opens the door and gets out.
Ilya pops a mint into his mouth from the stash in the glovebox before getting out, giving an exaggerated stretch as Shane rounds the car. He doesn't miss the way Shane's eyes flash down as his shirt rides up.
"Nope." Shane says in response to Ilya's smirk, grabbing the reusable bag from the backseat before marching towards the market entrance, not waiting for Ilya to follow.
Ilya catches up when Shane is at the first stall, inspecting the rows of tomatoes and carrots like he'll be tested on them later. Ilya smiles in hello to the vendor sitting in a plastic chair in the corner of the stall, propping a chin on Shane's shoulder and reaching over to grab the closest vegetable.
"Wow, what are they feeding cucumbers in Canada?"
"That's a zucchini, Ilya." Shane grabs the one from Ilya's hand and one more from the stand before dropping it in the bag, passing a bill to the vendor before shrugging Ilya off his shoulder and moving on.
Ilya wanders away from Shane to stroll the other stalls, stopping to browse rings made from sterling silver and embedded with tiger's eye or amethyst. He spends an embarrassingly long time at one stall smelling all 28 candles for sale, internally comparing each scent in accuracy to the picture on the label before moving onto the next candle as the vendor smiles wanly at him. He compensates for the loitering by buying one that smells plant-fresh with a name he can't pronounce, cradling it in one hand as he turns to look for Shane.
It doesn't take him necessarily long to find him again. He's standing in front of a stall full of what looks like scraps of wood, talking to the owner. As Ilya gets closer he can make out the rigid line of Shane's shoulders and his knuckles pale where they tightly grip the bag's handles. Ilya steels himself for an encounter he's not fond of having, but when he draws up to Shane's side he can see that Shane is smiling, though it's close-lipped and tight at the corners.
The vendor- an old man with more coarse white hair on his upper lip than on the top of his head - barely spares Ilya a glance and continues telling how everything is handmade from driftwood, that he personally collected while on walks with his grandson, and handpainted with varnish, and did he mention that it’s all driftwood-?
Finally, Ilya gently cuts him off, saying that they would take one of the large picture frames. "For the cottage, no?" He turns to Shane. "Or perhaps over the fireplace."
Shane furrows his brow. "We don't have a fireplace."
Ilya shrugs. "We will build one then."
"Oh, are you two gay?"
Immediately, Ilya turns back to the vendor, his hackles rising. A million possible phrases teeter on the tip of his tongue, yes, they are gay. So what? He feels Shane go still beside him, and can sense the hundreds of internal walls they've spent years dismantling ready to rebuild at a moment's notice.
The vendor doesn't seem to notice their discomfort as he finishes wrapping the frame in paper. "My grandson is gay! Wonderful. That'll be forty-five dollars.” He gives a wide smile.
"The sign says sixty." Ilya points out as Shane fishes out his wallet.
"It'll be forty-five." The vendor says again with a well-meaning wink. Shane silently hands over three $20 bills and waves it off when the old man starts to fish in his register, shifting the produce bag to Ilya so he can take the frame in both hands as they trek it back to the car.
"We could have paid forty-five." Ilya says as he opens the hatchback so Shane can load it in.
"We're millionaires, Ilya."
Ilya shrugs. "Yes. But we could have paid forty-five."
"Didn't know you were such a Scrooge." Shane closes the hatch, grabbing the produce bag back from Ilya and heading back to the market.
"As long as Scrooge is hot, I don't mind." Ilya follows, reaching his hand out to trail from Shane's elbow and down his forearm to thread their fingers together. Shane doesn't verbally acknowledge the gesture, but his hand squeezes back.
It's a different vibe, now, then when they had first entered the farmers market. It's still new, being out in public as a couple. In the early morning in rural Ontario, there wasn't a high chance of being recognized amongst the elderly couples or mothers with a gaggle of toddlers in tow, but every step outside was a step forwards for them. The decade of secrecy had taken its toll, and some days, Ilya's first instinct was still to hide when someone in public deduced that he and Shane were together. He felt that draw in Shane, too; the moment of hesitation in the car as he gathered his courage.
Now, Shane doesn't let go of Ilya's hand as they dodge the other patrons as the market slowly filled, bringing him alongside the fruit stalls as they pick out a carton of apples and cherries. He keeps their fingers entwined even as he inspects the peaches, brushing his free hand along one and gently prodding for bruises. He has to let go of Ilya to load up their bag, and to distract his hand from feeling cold Ilya takes the opportunity to pay. As soon Shane picks out enough peaches and Ilya's wallet returned to his pocket, their hands find each others again.
The market has filled in the hour they have been there, bubbles floating by from a machine as children giggle at the sight. A busker is playing a rendition of some pop song on their violin, and Shane roots around in his pocket for loose change awkwardly with one hand to drop in the open violin case as they pass, and Ilya's heart feels so, so full.
It brims up and over when Ilya tugs Shane behind a food cart selling lemonade, the smell swirling around them with the lingering scent of peaches.
"Ilya, what-" Shane's weak protest dies as Ilya draws him in for a kiss. His glasses nudge against Ilya's cheek as he immediately reciprocates. Ilya sweeps his tongue in as Shane’s mouth opens on a soft sigh, tasting warmth and the muted remnants of toothpaste. He cups Shane's jaw to deepen the kiss further, the stubble that Shane lets linger in the summer scratching against his fingertips.
"What was that for?" Shane asks when they finally part, his eyes slowly fluttering open. His nose is red and his lips are wet, and Ilya feels a pull in his gut that has nothing to do with the fact that they haven't had breakfast yet, and all because he is married to the beautiful man in front of him for the rest of his days.
i know this scene gets talked about so much but watching the bellboy bit again last night its just so sweet how one of the first things that shane does after implementing cottage honesty is his little bellboy joke like he’s going “play with me! i want to play with you! look how silly I’m being! do bits with me please!” love really is stored in the silly bits you do with your partner
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Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.
i just realized that i think shane prefers the left side of the bed, because whenever he and ilya are in bed together, he's on the left and ilya is on the right [minus when they're having sex which has them moving around all over]
but when ilya is with svetlana, ilya stays on the left. which means he either gives up the left side because he knows shane prefers it, or, he wants to be there because that's the place shane's body had been before they 'broke up.'
not sure which option is sweeter/more heartbreaking. possibly both which is the worst of all.
