The dumping ground

(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)

blood on women is sexy if it’s someone else’s. blood on men is sexy if it’s theirs. hope this helps.

It’s the inherent vulnerability (something men are taught not to show) of being injured, versus the inherent strength (something women are taught not to show) of injuring others. hope this helps

blood on nonbinary people is sexy if theyre murdering people while bleeding out. hope this helps

maia arson crimew does it again, leaking 2600 PAGES of hateful emails revealing a (not-surprising) concerted effort to strip trans people -- not just children -- of their rights, all for a few extra votes. cohorts, of course, include every religious freakshow org you can think of

for clarity's sake, maia herself is not the source of these leaks, she's merely publishing them, but regardless -- HUGELY important to see in light of all these recent bills

@nebel-drachen

Getting a $50 bed frame that gets your mattress off the floor will extend the life of your mattress. You sweat when you are sleeping and it seeps into the mattress. A lot of it evaporates from the surface, but some goes down in deeper. Over the years you could end up with mildew and rot at the bottom of your mattress. God forbid you have carpet under it, that would need replacing too. If your mattress has air flow under it, it will evaporate from both sides instead of mildewing.

I don’t think anyone ever told me why you get a mattress frame, that makes so much sense.

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink

You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple

This is Tumblr; we’ve ALL seen what happened to the pineapple. O_O

And so we have appeared. What will you do now snom