Hehehehehe

charlotte web was all about her having babies and dying young. she should have been at the cluuuuuuubb

many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[image description: screenshot of text reading: i am so tired of absolutely 'head empty, vibes only' style of writing genre fiction. i'm sure the pinterest board for this was lovely. /end description]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

guy with a luftballon fetish: fuuuuck. fuuck how many did you say there were. fuck

sometimes you just have to go crazy crazy crazy till you see the sun

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form