repression representation

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

mike flanagan's what if the world was made out of pudding cinematic universe

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid