words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

i am at my clits end

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

Lincoln Lincoln

im listening to this little thing called Music

well im listening to this "little thing" called Women

#Real

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

because maybe……..youre gonna be the one that maybe

and after all…..youre my after all

hey do you want to come over and repress with me

i am like the breadloser of the family

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

Wait is he saying that or is she