i'm not doing this again

it took me a long time to realise "as wide as he was tall" and "built like a brick shithouse" weren't descriptors that indicated this was the guy you were supposed to be mooning over

King.

a quick and lazy comparison edit

It's sometimes hard to get a handle on just how massive this guy actually is. Fortunately, here's him splashing around in tight clothes in a pool for ages. Jesus was weird.

a little extra chaos

Fat Chaos

You just know these guys have groupies.

It's not much but I'll take it.

this page has been shut down by Tumblr for about 2 months now and I wasn't even allowed to submit an appeal, it was just busted. and now it's back??? whatever for??? jesus christ lol oh. i've just seen all my old posts have been wiped. What is the point of freezing it, deleting it all and giving it back?