i'm not doing this again

i never think of black shirts as being so revealing, but the contrast and definition on this bad boy is divine

If this is what a life of restraint and temperance leads to, imagine what would've happened if he'd indulged in the sin of gluttony.

what's with the slutty haircut designed to reveal the neckroll, eh? what's that all about. have a bit of modesty, father

there's got to be more to cults than just how fat the leader gets, but i fear that is all it would take for me

putting the "christ!" in christ

jesus wants you to prosper REALLY hard

sharing some of my favourite bible verses, probably

it took me a long time to realise "as wide as he was tall" and "built like a brick shithouse" weren't descriptors that indicated this was the guy you were supposed to be mooning over

King.

a quick and lazy comparison edit

It's sometimes hard to get a handle on just how massive this guy actually is. Fortunately, here's him splashing around in tight clothes in a pool for ages. Jesus was weird.

a little extra chaos

Fat Chaos

You just know these guys have groupies.

It's not much but I'll take it.

this page has been shut down by Tumblr for about 2 months now and I wasn't even allowed to submit an appeal, it was just busted. and now it's back??? whatever for??? jesus christ lol oh. i've just seen all my old posts have been wiped. What is the point of freezing it, deleting it all and giving it back?