Cloven buttmunch

formative years? aren’t they all?

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

many of you seem to live like this

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you