what even is this

let me tell you a secret – sometimes i think this might all be a bad dream. every now and then, when the world is quiet enough, when the yellow light hits the ceiling just right, i feel like a child again. sometimes i wish i could find the spot where time is the weakest, touch it, tear it apart, and wake up on the sofa, behind my parents’ backs where i’ve crawled after some nightmare. from the tv, a laugh track. i’m pretending to sleep. it’s summer. see, the balcony door is ajar. see, there’s a mosquito trying to get in. see, my heart isn’t aching. see?

book 3 sokka would beat the shit out of book 1 sokka for disrespecting women. its good character development.

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

the moment where lizzie keeps leaving and entering the room and darcy sits and stands each time she does so? uh yeah, that’s priceless baby!!

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

Some of you were never fortunate enough to receive the patronage and condescension of Lady Catherine de Bourgh and it shows

ok is it just me or does coo look 3D

some of y’all didn’t spend an entire week in the yuri on ice fandom debating with people about whether “something round and gold” meant a gold medal or an engagement ring, and it shows

‪some of y’all haven’t been scarred by your father, banned from the fire nation, set on an impossible quest to find the avatar, & then hunted down by your own younger sister and it shows

This is the fanfic fortune.  It shall inspire you to fanfic.

Reblog to cure writer’s block

@cinlat a blessing for our ships.