every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

#ratatouille