Dancing with your cats

I already found the clue I needed but I’m going to proceed to knock the rest of the pictures off this wall anyway, you understand. 

Knocking bottles off shelves is very satisfying but also? on general principle? they were in my way, and now they’re not.

I will use the scratch option anywhere i can just to see what happens.  

Is tripping people walking by an achievement? I’m gonna do it anyway.

Sorry Momo I’ll be there in just a sec but I found a jingle ball and I have to play with it right now immediately. It’s very important. 

WHY will nobody PET me???? :(

But get this: It’s made from fucking TREE BARK. Can you imagine the dedication, foresight, and experimentation involved in figuring out how to harvest and spin that? On top of everything, it’s also lace weight. What the fuck, Neanderthals?

Article: https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/04/neanderthals-made-the-worlds-oldest-thread/

Also, big ole slow clap for the article writer.

simple commission for Ev of their half elf Necromancer Zan! Now if only this patient would stop wiggling!!💀

Today, I had a really lovely woman come in. She was a plus size widow who was getting remarried at about age 50, and was a complete ball of nerves about what she SHOULD be wearing given all that. She came in asking if it was okay that she wear certain silhouettes or details or colors, like "But am I allowed to wear sequins at my age/size/2nd wedding?" There was so much "am I allowed?", and it broke my heart.

I used to be a wedding and event planner as well, and I think it's important that everyone hear what I told that bride. I'm a professional at this, so if you want to take one thing as law, make it this one.

I want you to take every idea you have about what a bride should be allowed to wear at your age/size/situation... And then I want you to set all those ideas on fire and dropkick 'em a mile away.

There are only two rules to what you're "allowed" to wear as a bride: one, that you feel comfortable, and two, that you feel beautiful. That's it. If you're an 86 year old bride who wants a purple see-through mini dress with a V down to your bellybutton with 15 layers of poof under the skirt and crystal pasties where your nipples are, girl... Go for it. I will bust my ass to make it happen.

Anyone who says anything different can take a long walk off a short pier. It's about you, and only you. All that matters is that YOU'RE happy.

bride found a dress she loved so

much she happy-cried.)

☾ * ☆⋆. ⋆ 𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓉 ✶ . ˚ ✦