SUGAR THE BRAND

TRANSMISSION: MISSION LOG 010

​SOURCE: Scout 01 📡

​INTERCEPTED DATA:

We found them. We zoned in on a signal of extra terrestrial signage that turned out to be hand-painted cardboard and "Out of This World" slogans. We thought it was a distress call from a stranded vessel—it was just Sugar the Brand.

​We accidentally bypassed their security. We don't regret it. We found the blueprints for the New Human Skin.

​THE FIND:

​The Atmosphere Set:

Finally, a textile that doesn't trap our... emissions. This Adaptive Motion Spandex allows for total mobility. Scout 06 tested it—she can flip her legs to the crown of her hands. No restrictions. No "oozing." Just seamless integration.

​Anaglyph America Lenses:

High-polish titanium. Based on our research, these are the most essential artifacts on the planet. We have secured the prototypes.

​LEAKED ACQUISITION (FEBRUARY):

The humans are trying to keep these under wraps, but we are opening the tractor beam early.

​Anaglyph America Glasses: Est. $400.00

​Atmosphere Set: Est. $185.00 – $225.00

​Amoureux (Sweetheart) Heart Vessel: Est. $150.00

​FIELD NOTE:

Has anyone seen Scout 03? She stopped transmitting six cycles ago. If you see a 'blonde' Scout attempting to "recharge" by hugging a streetlamp, please contact the Council.

​SIGNAL US: Comment "OOZE FREE" to be tagged when the pre-order goes live.